This thing I can only describe as lard surrounding a hairy vagina, lives on the ground floor of my building. I live on the third and between my apartment and lard’s is a very pleasant Japanese family.
Hairy lard regularly yells “Fackin Asians, blaady baaastards are everywhere” out her window.
And when I dare to flush the jacks after 8pm she yells up
“Flashing the toilet after 6pm is facking unnecessary. Ya woke me ap ya blaady baaaaastard.”
I’ve taken to blasting Britney Spears out my bathroom window just to really piss her off. Craaaaazeeee!
Crazy bitch, hates showers, Asians.
July 1, 2008 · 1 Comment
Categories: General bilge
Tagged: lard, vagina, Asians, neighbours, mad women
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Catwoman // July 3, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Prisoner Cell Block H wasn’t too far off the mark then. She is probably the sister of a sheep and is not yet used to sleeping under a roof. It’s high time she moderated her filthy mouth, what with the Pope’s imminant arrival and all.
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