Daily Mail Round-up

Michelle Palmer lost control of her senses on hot night in Dubai as, after a boozing session, she made her way to the beach with a male companion and could possibly face a hefty prison sentence as a consequence.

Now, I won’t throw any rocks in her direction, and I will say she was an idiot for flaunting the rules of a Muslim country which otherwise, makes several concessions to westerners.

But the poor girl does NOT deserve the roasting she’s currently getting at the hands of the press, in particular, the fucking Daily Mail. Desperate to keep this story going for as long as possible, the jaded hacks over at Mail towers are hitting every angle possible.

The headline screeches :REVEALED: The lonely Bridget Jones world of the British sales manager facing jail in Dubai

Others in Miss Palmer’s social circle spoke of how her arrest had left her ‘in shock’ and quite possibly in denial. And they described her as a party-loving ‘Bridget Jones character’ whose disastrous love life made her insecure.

The Mail on Sunday can reveal that her only significant relationship during her three years in the United Arab Emirates was with a Middle Eastern businessman. It ended in April after three months when he told her while they were in bed that he was married.

‘Michelle was always complaining that she can’t find a nice man. Now she is in a complete mess and doesn’t know which way to turn,’ said a friend.

The paper details how on the night in question, Miss Palmer got rat arsed drunk, danced to Uptown Girl and kicked off her heels.

 

Jesus Christ, how DISGRACEFUL.

 

Her partner on that fateful night, Vince Astor, barely merits a mention, even though he was up to the same caper.

 

Miss Palmer is a single woman in her 30s who possibly should have known better. But to say she done what she done because she leads a ‘sad, single life’ is the most pathetic, low, shitty excuse for journalism but one I would expect from this vile publication.

 

So Daily Mail staff, how many of you have sucked off your editor/copy taker/chief sub, gotten shithouse drunk and woke up in bed with someone unfamiliar or blown your beans on the tits of a hooker?